a la Steve Zissou

Friends:

• Sara Bert — Diligent. Verbose. Ducky.
• Joshua R. Brodie — Calculating. Sedentary. Irritable.
• Ana Maria Comparetto — Sicilian. Loud. Jersey.
• Jordyn Cosmé — Presidential. Endowed. "Fetch".
• Adam Hobson — Sizable. Confident. Fascistic.
• Benjamin Kabak — Fanatical. (Under)Grounded. Pinstriped.
• Aram Kudurshian — Technical. Finnish. Competent.
• Jason Liberman — Honest. Magnetic. Jew.
• Andrew H. Lyons — Reserved. Friendly. Inquisitive.
• Steve Orlando — Cynical. Direct. Colorful.
• Clark Pettig — Tall. Political. Introspective.
• Amy Schloerb — Smart. Short. Spunky.
• Scott Siskind — Odd. Logorrheic. Odd.
• Sean Tice — Bearded. Talented. Naked.

Noteworthy:

• Extreme Ironing — Supererogatory. Flattening. Extreme.
• Wikipedia — Revolutionary. Ubiquitous. Unfinished.
• Will It Blend? — Destructive. Cinematic. Smooth.